Dream.
I just had an incredibly vivid and detailed dream in which Mark Hamill turned into a tiger and died.
Also: My friend who works at a gun store has a pink Hello-Kitty-themed Kalashnikov he wants to sell me. (It even has a little picture of Hello Kitty
holding an AK on the stock!) Now this is a gun that cannot be concealed, cannot be hunted with, is not a practical choice for home or self defense, may become illegal to own, and costs $900. Therefore I will not buy it.
But I know I
should.